I Thought I Would Share With You....

[lrdukdog]

She just thinks he's Marlin Perkins nephew, wait until she finds out.
The safari was to the bar not East Africa
Jim Wolf

[LR Max]

Only if said rover is parked out front.

I sit there are say, "Oh, I got that dent while escaping the forest fire". "Got that gash while rescuing baby seals from the elephants". "The bashed fender? Yes, it was necessary for saving the school bus full of special needs children from falling off the cliff"

Works everytime...

[stomper]

Great thread! a closer line like that may work in Madawaska, Maine, where the only way to tell the women from the moose are the flannel shirts, but it definitely wouldn't play well in other parts of the more civilized world these days.

[Tim Smith]

While at a bar telling a nice lady about yourself mentioning that you love to work on your 1970 something Land Rover Series (the same truck you take on safaris!) DOES work as a closer.

Confirmed. I want to test this next with twins while wearing my Trilby.

[jac04]

... a closer line like that may work in Madawaska, Maine, ...

... or Columbus, Ohio is you believe Tony!!