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amcordo
12-21-2010, 08:55 PM
While at a bar telling a nice lady about yourself mentioning that you love to work on your 1970 something Land Rover Series (the same truck you take on safaris!) DOES work as a closer.

albersj51
12-21-2010, 09:05 PM
Well done! Next time I'm single I'm borrowing that one.

RoverForm
12-21-2010, 09:32 PM
While at a bar telling a nice lady about yourself mentioning that you love to work on your 1970 something Land Rover Series (the same truck you take on safaris!) DOES work as a closer.
only for you...

crankin
12-21-2010, 09:55 PM
I think you made that up. I think that you got your feelings hurt about the pole in the tub comment and you went out to a bar to drink your sorrows away.

However, you do have a picture of two girls sitting in the back of you truck and that is one more than I have ever had....

Ah, Tony...you suck.

AU_88
12-21-2010, 10:02 PM
No good without pictures of the girl...

jac04
12-22-2010, 06:44 AM
You lost me at "nice lady". And, seriously, all she heard was "blah, blah, blah" and she was probably thinking 'if this guy doesn't stop talking about that rotten jeep, I'm going to move on to the next guy'. ;)

rickv100
12-22-2010, 06:57 AM
Or she was thinking he will be spending so much time on his Land Rover he won't have time to cheat on her and she knows where to find him. :)

R

AU_88
12-22-2010, 08:00 AM
Or she could have just been really ugly and desperate and he was the only one who would even think about it...

SeriesShorty
12-22-2010, 08:13 AM
Are you filling your diffs with aphrodesiac or something?

Cutter
12-22-2010, 08:46 AM
Its all his galvanized bits...

lrdukdog
12-22-2010, 09:20 AM
She just thinks he's Marlin Perkins nephew, wait until she finds out.:rolleyes:
The safari was to the bar not East Africa:o
Jim Wolf

LR Max
12-22-2010, 10:23 AM
Only if said rover is parked out front.

I sit there are say, "Oh, I got that dent while escaping the forest fire". "Got that gash while rescuing baby seals from the elephants". "The bashed fender? Yes, it was necessary for saving the school bus full of special needs children from falling off the cliff"

Works everytime...

stomper
12-22-2010, 12:53 PM
Great thread! a closer line like that may work in Madawaska, Maine, where the only way to tell the women from the moose are the flannel shirts, but it definitely wouldn't play well in other parts of the more civilized world these days.:cool:

Tim Smith
12-22-2010, 06:41 PM
While at a bar telling a nice lady about yourself mentioning that you love to work on your 1970 something Land Rover Series (the same truck you take on safaris!) DOES work as a closer.Confirmed. I want to test this next with twins while wearing my Trilby.

jac04
12-22-2010, 08:05 PM
... a closer line like that may work in Madawaska, Maine, ...
... or Columbus, Ohio is you believe Tony!!