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amcordo
10-13-2009, 12:41 PM
So I warned a date that I'll be driving the rover on our first date and her response was...
Jim-ME
10-13-2009, 12:59 PM
A what?
ivarra
10-13-2009, 01:12 PM
Oh goodie ... I love those old British sports cars ??
galen216
10-13-2009, 01:23 PM
I like Toyota's too?
crankin
10-13-2009, 01:24 PM
is that like a jeep?
Daurie
10-13-2009, 02:05 PM
"So what model Range Rover is this?"
amcordo
10-13-2009, 02:07 PM
Uuuuuhhh.... that thing?
jac04
10-13-2009, 02:28 PM
So I warned a date that I'll be driving the rover on our first date and her response was...
... Are you sure it's OK with your wife?
stomper
10-13-2009, 02:36 PM
Are you sure it is safe? It's not going to leave us stranded somewhere is it? (Ummmmm isn't that the point on a first date?)
vansdonk
10-13-2009, 04:24 PM
Hey, we're smoking are we on fire?
gudjeon
10-13-2009, 04:51 PM
What's that oily smell:p
kevin-ct
10-13-2009, 04:58 PM
... Are you sure it's OK with your wife?


THATS FUNNY :D
LaneRover
10-13-2009, 06:25 PM
Is the heat on?

Funny how this comment comes up winter OR summer.
gphiver
10-13-2009, 09:01 PM
What dya say? I can't hear you!
thixon
10-13-2009, 09:31 PM
This isnt held together with zip ties and duct tape is it? (actually, you have to respect that one. I ended up marrying her!)
badvibes
10-13-2009, 09:37 PM
Hmmm, since driving a Series I haven't had a date. I wonder.....
Nium
10-13-2009, 09:41 PM
Why is the spare tire on the hood?
rwollschlager
10-13-2009, 09:52 PM
"is this the one you were telling me about that might catch on fire?"
amcordo
10-13-2009, 10:00 PM
+ 1


"is this the one you were telling me about that might catch on fire?"
greenmeanie
10-13-2009, 10:32 PM
'No I'm not taking my tights off even if you tell me that's the only way we're getting home tonight.'
Momo
10-14-2009, 12:07 AM
"I think I'm pregnant."

(She was)
LaneRover
10-14-2009, 01:08 AM
Actually the first time I ever picked up my wife in my Rover was the day after I met her. We drove around Ocean Park Maine in a snowstorm. Months later I found out that she thought it was on of the most romantic times she's ever had.

Now, once I finish the house out here I need to start building her a Rover!

Brent
superstator
10-14-2009, 02:17 AM
"I'm hot. When are you going to make it so I can open my window?"

Followed, three months and one rusty door-top-ectomy later, by:

"I'm cold. When are you going to buy a window for my side?"

Never satisfied.
xsbowes
10-14-2009, 02:41 AM
My wife's first ride in a series rover was when we went to get it in hamburg germany.

When I broke the news to her:
"We're going to germany to get what!?!"

When we got there and saw it:
"IS THAT GOING TO MAKE IT THE WHOLE WAY!!!?"

during the trip:
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!" (yes she slept during most of the driving and it had R1 tractor tire tread pattern.)

6 Days and 1200 miles later:
"That was the best trip I've ever been on"

We drove the Mosel river for a couple days, hit Zurich and Milan then caught the ferry to Palermo and finished up at our house outside Aci Reale in Sicily.
KingSlug
10-14-2009, 10:51 AM
Is it raining in here?

(It was in my ambulance and the wife was sitting next to me. Our dogs had their heads throught the partition window and were drooling. Everytime she looked up the dogs pulled their heads back, when she looked forward they re-inserted their heads.)

Jared
Donnie
10-14-2009, 07:12 PM
... Are you sure it's OK with your wife?
I'm with Jac04 on this one.......best of the thread
gudjeon
10-14-2009, 08:46 PM
The best one I have heard, personally, is "can I operate this wiper motor myself?":D
bmohan55
10-15-2009, 07:55 AM
'No I'm not taking my tights off even if you tell me that's the only way we're getting home tonight.'

Wow, haven't thought of that since High School and I had to use a girls panty hose when the fan belt broke on my MG!
daveb
10-15-2009, 08:47 AM
"I feel like everybody's looking at us; it's like having a mohawk, except you can park and get out"

She didn't last long :)

"I'm glad this isn't your only car" -followed by a story about some guy that only had a jeep. She didn't last long either.

After seeing the flyscreens in the dash vents: "I feel like I'm going to get hit by julienned bugs"-- (she did actually)
After taking the hood down "you know it's going to rain now"-- (it did)
After putting the hood back up "you know its going to stop raining out"-- (it did)

Sigh...redheads all of em...
brunomacarto
10-16-2009, 05:48 PM
Me: "I'll be in a blue Land Rover and pick you up at 7."
Her: "Oh, Sweet! You have a Range Rover!?"
Broadstone
10-16-2009, 07:34 PM
I guess I should have worn a sports bra for this bumpy ride!!
NickDawson
10-16-2009, 08:12 PM
Showed Susan, the Mrs, this thread - she reminded me of our first date in my 1995 Disco - apparently I had forgotten (or blocked) the fact that the bumper dropped off as we pulled out. I grabbed it, threw it in the back and off we went.

The fact that she has allowed my recent Series obsession is some kind of testament
TeriAnn
10-17-2009, 08:42 AM
I guess I should have worn a sports bra for this bumpy ride!!

Depending upon the woman's level of endowment, the girls can require a good support bra for comfort in a Series rig. And most "sexy bras" do not provide much in the way of support.

But bras are not a subject a gentleman should bring up on or before a first date. Probably the best advice a gentleman can provide a well endowed woman would be "It rides bumpy, has a high step to get in and is somewhat drafty. Please dress accordingly"

thread subject:

He sez: "Lets take your car. Let me drive"

My stock response: "Sorry, but my insurance doesn't cover other people driving the Land Rover/TR3"

Translation: "Do you really think I would trust a guy I don't know well behind the wheel of my truck/Triumph??? I don't think so!"
junkyddog11
10-31-2009, 04:57 PM
Au 'd EP90 makes me horny!
gudjeon
10-31-2009, 10:54 PM
How do I work this door latch to get out of this thing?:rolleyes: