ok ya might have heard i'm having problems getting my latest obsession from indy to albuquerque. comercial haulers aren't haulers they're brokers who will screw you and the poor trucker, finding a trucker with integrity on the internet via bullentin boards has not been easy, so...
my wife has an LR3 and a brother who lives in Kansas City (half way point). I ask the wife if she wants to go visit her brother (she'll say yes and think i'm sweet to drive her there). when we get there i tell her i'm going to go get the bags out of her rove but instead i place the bags in my brother in law's driveway and take off. hidden in the back of her rove i have my tow bar and i go get the ambulance hook it up and drive back to KC. this'll take about a day and a half. She'll be freak'n pist and demand i take here home immeadiately. once out on the hwy and after being yelled at for a while i pullover and get out acting all mad myself and tell her i'll walk or hitch hike or get a bus home. and while she is moving to behind the wheel i sneak to the back of the ambulance and jump in. in there i'll have a lantern, sleeping bag, sudoku puzzle book and a bunch of beer and for the next 14 hours i just take naps and drink.
what do ya think?
my wife has an LR3 and a brother who lives in Kansas City (half way point). I ask the wife if she wants to go visit her brother (she'll say yes and think i'm sweet to drive her there). when we get there i tell her i'm going to go get the bags out of her rove but instead i place the bags in my brother in law's driveway and take off. hidden in the back of her rove i have my tow bar and i go get the ambulance hook it up and drive back to KC. this'll take about a day and a half. She'll be freak'n pist and demand i take here home immeadiately. once out on the hwy and after being yelled at for a while i pullover and get out acting all mad myself and tell her i'll walk or hitch hike or get a bus home. and while she is moving to behind the wheel i sneak to the back of the ambulance and jump in. in there i'll have a lantern, sleeping bag, sudoku puzzle book and a bunch of beer and for the next 14 hours i just take naps and drink.
what do ya think?
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