So, here was a unusual call today.

The person was quiet, nice - nondescript voice and stated that an usual request was to be made :-

"I have some unwell fish ( OK, not sure where this was going, maybe a jolly jaunt in a Series vehicle was in order?), and I am looking for some formaldehyde for them, do you have some? "

Well, after a slight pause, I reminded the caller of whom they had called, and the retort was, well you have Rover in your title, I thought it was a pet supply company.....

Not long after the call ended.