This is the first of my notes of appreciation to the engineers who designed the Rover.
I want to thank you for allowing my birth defect to finally come in handy. You see, I have an extra arm sticking out of the middle of my forehead. It has two elbows and the fingers are as tiny as a gecko. Without this birth defect I wouldn't have been able to attach my speedometer cable at the transmission.
In fact, I am quite certain no person without this defect would be able to get those three tiny little screws (with super tiny little lock washers) located on the locking plate without dropping each screw 97 times. And each time I imagine the lock washer would dart in one direction and the screw would land just out of reach. I suppose someone would then have to shimmy on their back out from under the truck, shine a flashlight to find the screw and the washer, and then shimmy back under the truck on their back again. After 97 times I suppose many people would be cussing profusely.
Honestly. You could have used a nurled nut like they use on every single other vehicle ever made. In fact, if you had done it that way anyone could attach the speedometer cable without even looking! But then, I would not have found a use for my extra, tiny little, forehead, arm, with gecko fingers to reach up and get those screws right in, first time, without dropping any of them once.
So, thank you, Rover engineers.