It has been almost four months since I've owned a Land Rover. I have spent every day since Fionna left to Mexico looking through ads, youtube videos, stalking my fellow club members, reading magazine articles about Series Ones - which I never use to do - and forgetting important dates in human relationships.

I don't think I will really be able to purchase another for some time. The worst case scenario is waiting 2 years, taking full ownership of my car from the bank, taking advantage of its residual value by selling it, and taking my pick.

Meanwhile, I'm finding it extremely difficult to set the desire of Land Rover ownership aside.

I WANT A LAND ROVER NOW!

Is there a Rover Doctor in the house? Should I check into a Holiday Inn Express???