My question for the day...

[mrdoiron]

I meant touche', as in the french word for good counter point. by no means was I advocating touching said heifer. such action could cause serious injury or death.

Tell her about the "tunneling electron microscope".

[mrdoiron]

Tell her about the "tunneling electron microscope".

Walk into her office, and say :
"Ms [insert coworker name here], did you know that at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope.
Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe.
Now [Ms coworker], if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. "
...then turn and walk out her door.